We’ve just passed New Years and the only way to beat the funk between here and the dead of winter is to visit your favorite lingerie shop. I don’t care who you are, who doesn’t feel a little better or a little more naughty after going into a lingerie shop? So in order to help you plan your little escapade for your significant other or for yourself, here’s a couple of tips on getting just the right thing to keep your mojo hot.

Depending upon how ‘out there’ you are, you can choose anything from Victoria’s Secret, to the local ‘Lover’s Package’ with everything you can imagine, to shopping online. Online is great for the toys and such, but if you are going to be buying something that you or yours will wear, I suggest you touch it, feel it and make sure the color’s going to be just right. Nothing’s worse than getting something that puts a droop on the mood.

First thing you want to do is go snoop in your partner’s lingerie drawer. No don’t try them on. Just look at the style, colors and textures they like. Remember what they look dead sexy in? What made you really rip them off with a lot of passion? Got it? Now just before you leave the drawer, check for sizes, they’ll be in numbers and letters listed on the tags.

Ok while your still got your horney-ness on, jump in the car and cruise down to your fav lingerie shop. Just to double check, make sure you’re not showing signs of physical arousal before you talk with the sexy shop woman. She’s not for sale.

Let’s start with hair color first to get a good color match. What color is your partner’s hair? First rule of proper lingerie-ness is everyone looks totally hot in black. So if you can’t decide, go with that.

Blonds go great in pastels and pink, or in white only if they’re not snow white. If you’ve just come back from the beach then probably okay. Remember, what was the predominate color in their lingerie drawer?

Brunettes look totally stunning in primary colors, deep reds, purples and greens. Can’t get any better than that.

Redheads, ah… Blues, earth tones and anything that’s rich looking. If you’re the lucky one to have a partner with deep red hair, milky white skin and drop dead gorgeous green eyes, then melt your heart out with a deep satin green set.

Now let’s start with how much flesh they’re comfortable with exposing. Again, flash back to the times that yielded the hottest results for the both of you, what turned both of you on the most? Was it the g-string thong, the full length see-through gown, was it the texture? Did you like multiple layered outfits that took you a while to remove, or a simple rip and it’s gone.

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Ok now that you’ve got the color and style, let’s go for size. If you did your homework, when the assistant asks you “What’s his/her size?” you should be able to rattle off those numbers/letters like you were Napoleon Bonaparte. So you didn’t listen to me and got sidetracked in the lingerie drawer? No problem, just look around the shop and see if you can find someone with a similar build. Please be discreet and no finger pointing. Out of luck? Well, let’s just use the tried and true method, the fruit method.

First of all the bra is the most important part to get the right size, so that’s the one you want to make sure you get it right. Here’s the fail safe fruit gauge:

Lemons are a size A cup, for the perfect handful.

Oranges are size B cup, for beautifully proportioned bodies.

Grapefruit is a C cup, did you get training on how to properly treat them?

Cantelope Melons are D cups for absolute smoldering hot lovin. Don’t forget the underwire for support.

For guys, the underwear is the most crucial part, too tight and he’ll have to use the safety word. Too lose and it all hangs out. Just right is comfortable all the time, and especially when things are starting to pick up. Unfortunately guys underwear only comes in a size, there’s no cup letter like a bra, so you huge guys out there are just going to have to suffer with the average joe size.

Still with me? We’re not done yet. Don’t forget texture. Like silk, satin, polyester, eatable. You can never go wrong with silk if it’s in the budget. Make sure that it feels good on not only your partner’s skin, but on yours as well. Nothing worse than feeling like you’re skidding your knees across asphalt to spoil the fun.

Let’s not forget performance. How do you envision the day panning out? Are you going to give it to them in the morning and let them wear it all day? A brand new thong that’s really itchy and tight is not going to put them in the mood by the end of the day. Are you going to cut it off them? Is it something that’s soft and tender and you love seeing them in it day after day or special occasions? Do you need a matching set so your partner can have some fun with you as well? Find the edge of their comfort zone, then push it only a little bit. You want the edge to turn up the heat, but not to end up sleeping in the dog house alone because you were insensitive and self centered on your own pleasure. Remember it’s for them to get their rocks off, you’re just along for the ride.

What about accessories? Of course you can go for all the toys, if you’re into the kink, that’s for another post. What I’m talking about is being just on the other side of naughty, the fun, teasing tasteful, elegant body jewelry that turns up the heat to full once you get the whole outfit together. For example, there’s nothing better than an opera-length pearl necklace. Pearls on skin is just totally seductive, not to mention what you can do with them. They clean up beautifully too. Don’t forget the ankle bracelets for those of you who get hot just by the mere mention of a beautifully formed foot. And of course the belly button jewelery or the waist belts made of some exotic material that really accentuates the figure. Forget the nipple tassels. High heels and nothing else also goes well if shoes are a fetish.

Finally let’s talk about price. Well this is not a factor yes? I mean, nothing’s too expensive for the person that’s going to give you the best darn orgasm every 14th of February? Seriously, you could shoot your whole wad of cash on one outfit depending on where you buy it and what it’s made of. So there’s no point in buying a great set if it’s going to end up on the floor in shreds. But you could buy that and a really sexy, naughty, inexpensive set and go for several rounds of love making.

What’s standing in your way to making it a multiple orgasm event? Why not start out with a little appetizer that each of you can wear during the whole day, come home for lunch for a quickie, then bring out the next course and wear that back to work. Then come home just before dinner, change into that elegant, seductive piece and go have an evening on the town. I’ll talk about food in another blog that will blow you over the top, but for now, just make sure you have your partner so hot by the time you get to the car to go home that they’re practically sitting in your lap. What better than a perfect night of passion you’ll remember for years. Good luck, let me know how you go.

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